one hundred acre wood
I'm into quite every extraordinary thing in this world. So you'll find a mad man with a blue box, wizards, angels and demons, fairytales, legends, drama, dreams and love.
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So yesterday in my Construction Techniques class, the instructor was showing off his new framing hammer. When he handed it to me, he asked “Do you want to hold the hammer?” And I SHIT YOU NOT, all I could think was:
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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
Greatest post
ah tumblr
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If this post gets 5000 notes I will go to my friend’s wedding dressed as the Tenth Doctor and behave like the Doctor for the entire evening.
She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!
this needs to happen
Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor
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I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
is that sCARLETT FUCKING JOHANSSON
(Source: doctorwhoalldayeveryday)
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
LOVVVE
This kid is a genius.
(Source: slothwrestling)
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tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
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-Do you have one last wish?
-Yeah, the song from the “Superperforator” commercial!(Source: wandalabee)
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Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.
Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.
I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up.
I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”
The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay
Risking students health is not okay
and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY
Today was literally horrible
I hate our school so much
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-Do you have one last wish?
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You are in the presence of…
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